Funny definitions of dating
It takes you much longer to get over this kind of breakup than the traditional one because of the agonizing period of time in which you wonder if you’re even still in a relationship.
Nowadays, people treat ghosting like it’s just a funny quirk of dating in the digital age, but it’s not.
The way that breadcrumbing is different from benching is that the former is crueler because the victim doesn’t know if you’re just being a little flaky or if you’re just not that interested.
You’re dating someone, and you feel like it’s going well.
So when they ask you what sound that was in the bathroom, just say it was you straining.
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The way they flirt with you via text makes it seem like they are interested, but they make no indication that they’re planning on leaving their current partner.
This is cushioning, aka the act of keeping the seat warm in case they want to use it somewhere down the line.