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I personally have never had this issue, and not just because I’m unemployed and have never had a girlfriend. I think we need to sack the guy responsible for apostrophes, but first I just want to clarify that “that guy” is not me. The problem with comebacks is that we all know the best ones and we have all thought of a few great ones ourselves, but in the moment, they all fade away and the only thing we have left is, “Yeah? She sounds like a catch, he should totally stick with that one.
Anyway, that’s enough dating jokes, but if you still have some passive aggression built up regarding your partner, take a look at our Husband Jokes and Wife Jokes.
You can send a love joke after you have had a great date or after you have had a small disagreement.
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
You ever have one of those moments when an old friend sees or hears something and comments, Well, now I’m getting those thoughts about the owners of this site. The good news is that these Dating jokes were compiled by our researchers, who I have been told to refer to as “comic geniuses” for reasons that elude me. And judging by that sexist comment, I’m wondering if the owners didn’t just hire my uncle. Finish on a high, they said, but nobody told this guy.
However, they left me to write the descriptions, so here goes.
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife at the dinner table.
Wife: Can I have ’000 to get some breast implants to make them bigger.
Orange you going to kiss me instead of just standing there? A love joke is a great thing to send to your significant other in the middle of the day. Whether you live together or live long distance, it is a cute and thoughtful gesture. Did you hear about the porcupine who was near-sighted? You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this. The voice of love seemed to call me, and then I realized that it was a wrong number. Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.